Clint Eastwood is infinitely better than John Wayne.

Steve McQueen is superior to Chuck Norris in all regards.

Martin Scorsese deserves a damn Oscar for Best Picture, for Chrissake.

George Lucas needs to stop remaking Republic serials in his own image.

How Danny Elfman, leader of the craptacular Oingo Boingo, became a hot commodity in scores for movies will always befuddle me.

If Uwe Böll ruins one more video game movie, we will have to blitzkrieg his ass.

M Night Shamalyan needs to stop relying on some melodramatic twist to make his movies popular. We get it, man.

Why samurai movies aren't more popular in this country baffles me.

I'm pretty sure Jerry Bruckheimer is partly to blame for the increasing dissatisfactionn with "normal" life in America.